SHE SAID / HE SAID – Fantasies

In the 8th of May edition of THE TIMES, Paige Nick and I talk about cabana boys, naughty girls, cucks, weirdos, plushophiles, inventing new and depraved sexual fantasies while stuck in traffic... and getting freaky with a roll of saran wrap and a slinky... *ahem* SHE SAID/HE SAID FANTASIES – SHE SAYS: I’ve always had…Read more SHE SAID / HE SAID – Fantasies

Better than 50 Shades

I've got pretty low expectations for the 50 SHADES OF GREY film about to ass-fist the fuck out of cinemas all over the world. However, I had high hopes for the soundtrack. Billionaire CEO who rolls with a leather briefcase full of cable-ties and rohypnol, tying bitches up in his sex dungeon... Or whatever... Okay…Read more Better than 50 Shades