About The Author

Jason Mykl Snyman is a (noun) working feverishly from an underground bunker deep in the heart of (undisclosed location).

His work has seen publication with such (adjective) wordmongers as (impressive-sounding proper noun), (important-sounding proper noun) and (competitive-paying-sounding proper noun).

(Insert boastful bestselling author claim) and also (insert immediate shameful admission of dishonesty).

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Will reply to Marlboro Red smoke signals, and occasionally E-mail.

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