In the 7th of August edition of THE TIMES, Paige Nick and I talk about the do's and don'ts of the Horizontal Mambo (great band name, it's mine, don't steal it.) Everything Cosmo has been telling you is wrong, fess up to trying your luck with the wrong hole and how to improve your nipple…Read more SHE SAID / HE SAID – What You’re Doing Wrong In The Sack
A young boy named James found himself coming down the dew-darkened driveway of the house his parents used to live in. His stomach had caved in. He’d wasted most of his time wondering—why? All about him, autumn spoke. Gentle hymns, melodies gliding between bass and treble, bawling and shrieking. Without trepidation, he entered. Sealed rooms…Read more “Saudade”
In the 3rd of July edition of THE TIMES, somebody on the internet calls our article "Liberal Garbage" and gave me legit lulz, while back on the other side, Paige Nick and I talk about borrowing a friend's pornography (or erotic literature) collection, how many times you can rub one out in a day before dying -…Read more SHE SAID / HE SAID – Masturbation
